Hear Demotivational Poster
GOOD DAD -
HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.
IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less
Life lesson -
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -
OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!
last wish -
THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform
BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake
ATLANTA AIRPORT -
DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away
T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...
Obama. Keeping it Real -
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY - Despite medical advances, there is no surgery for the human heart, not really.
THE TRUTH -
LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul
GREAT NAMES IN SCIENCE COME AND GO... - but Ampere will always be current!
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME -
I'M NOT HEARTLESS -
A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...
2ND HONEYMOON -
ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD A BROKEN HEART - So i replaced my parts Once upon a time i just had heart
21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.
I HAVE A SHARK - Your argument is invalid!
PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA - Better, more artery-clogging, cholesterol-laden, grim reaper-summoning ingredients, Better Pizza, Papa Johns!
KHALIL GIBRAN -
THE SMALLEST THINGS -
STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT -
INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -
MISSING YOU -
THE BREAK UP - Even If Your The One Who Leaves She Is Always The One Who Stole Your Heart.
YOU BROKE MY HEART - Suggesting afterwards that I try using superglue just doesn't cut the mustard.
MEN IN KILTS - Will kick your ass.
WAITING TO EXHALE -
IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...
PASSION CAN HURT -
SMILE - Waste no tears on others because sooner or later they will all die And you will feel much better then
VALENTINE'S DAY -
I HAVE A STRONG HEART... - so I think I'm gonna need a stronger leash...
BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!
TEARS - Words too painful for a broken heart to speak.
HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -
COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?
UP, UP AND AWAY - Mighty Mouse always gets Pearl in the end
WISH I COULD TURN AWAY -
MARRIAGE - You idiot!
FIRST LOVE -
THE THINGS YOU SEE -
SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...
AUSTRALIAN CRAWL - Music makes us listen with our hearts, not our ears. Good thing for me becuse i couldn't understand a damn thing they said
MY WIFE SAID SHE NEEDED MORE SPACE - So I locked her outside
EXERCISE - I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
DEEP IN MY HEART -
OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you
Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -
WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT -
THE FIRST WIVES CLUB -
LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP -
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -
A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.
TOUGH TIMES -
MISHEARD LYRICS - Because apparently a train in the 70's could get you from Australia to Vietnam
GREY SCORPION SAID - you can't take it with you, ain't never seen a trailer hitch on a hearse. Well, now he has.
THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...
ART THEFT - Hey lazy, DeviantART would like their miniscule amounts of talent back.
THE THIRST QUENCHER -
Any Which Way You Can -
"BROKEN"? TELL THAT TO MY HEART... - Supposedly my heart is broken. However, I'd assume that would mean it would cease to function. Yet, it continues to seek out more suffering...
BRIDE'S MESSAGE TO GROOM - Guess what sweetheart ? Game over ...
THE BEST THINGS ARE LIFE ARE FREE, FOR NOW -
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